Timey-wimey Wonk: A Rabbit Trail of Serendipitous Thought

Arrrrggghhhh!!!

One of the questions on our group interview for the HEA blog was whether historical romance is particularly suited to wonk. To which , of course, I answered yes, because the realities of the past were often so absurd by our modern standards that it’s all too easy to believe people were driven slightly insane by them. How could they not be? At the very least, some of the realities of even fairly recent history were frankly unpleasant to our modern sensibilities. The plumbing, or lack thereof, is but one example.

Aaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!

The fact that all this hot historical smexin’ was probably taking place in beds infested with bedbugs or at least fleas and lice is another. We’d look at that today, at that Georgian couple going at it in the bed, stopping to smack at a bug, and think, “You are fuckin’ nuts! Get the hell out of there! Take a hot shower!” But where would they go? Because all the beds had bedbugs, and most of the houses had no plumbing. So.

This got me to thinking (as is so often the case) about actual historical figures, and how some of their actual responses to life in the wonktastic past make for the best character studies ever. I’m going to follow a rabbit-trail of serendipity, here, so bear with me while I amble toward my point.

Om nom nom.

When I answered that HEA blog question, I was mostly recalling my first impression of Carla Kelly’s seminal wonkomance Beau Crusoe, which was indelibly colored by the fact that I read it hard on the heels of Richard Holmes’ fascinating book The Age of Wonder: How the Romantic Generation Discovered the Beauty and Terror of ScienceOne of the folks profiled at length in Holmes’ book is, of course, Sir Joseph Banks…who turns out to be an important secondary character in Beau Crusoe. This tickled the hell outta me, because as I’d been reading up to the point at which he was introduced in Kelly’s book, I kept thinking that the hero reminded me of Joseph Banks. In fact I suspected that Kelly might’ve started with Banks as inspiration.

Joseph Banks: the early years

Banks himself is definitely worth basing a wonky romance hero on. He was wealthy, unconventional, brilliant, by many accounts not too hard on the eyes, and just generally an interesting albeit weird guy. A great character…except he was a real person. Which was why, shortly before reading Beau Crusoe, I’d started taking notes on an idea for a hero based on Banks. I thought he was a perfect candidate for this, just famous enough to be well-documented, just obscure enough that I wouldn’t have people jumping all over the details I’d gotten wrong.

At RT this year I sat next to Stephanie Dray (Stephanie Draven) at one of the signings, and was fascinated to learn more about her series based on Cleopatra’s daughter. The bones of her stories are historical, but she layers in magical realism to create these novels, so I count it as fictionalization in a sense. It was just another great example, to me, of using a real person as a springboard for character development. I’m sure other examples abound, in and out of the romance genre.

The Ptolemies were not caring nurturers.

The benefit here is obvious; you get a “character” who is already developed, has a backstory, has a known arc. Your plot may be built in, at least the highlights of it. You may even have some historical dialogue or writings to work with. The downside? The more you make your character recognizable as that historical figure, the more bound you are by their history. And history, as I mentioned, was full of eras in which people were batshit crazy by our modern standards, because fleas will do that to a person. So will differing cultural attitudes, of course. Stephanie mentioned that she’s had the occasional piece of negative feedback from fans disturbed by some of her character’s historically accurate/time-appropriate behavior…after all the Ptolemies were far from “nice”, and they believed they were gods. That doesn’t tend to make them relatable.

Maybe someday, Hannah.

The whole “I’m a God” thing, then, makes Cleopatra’s daughter a risky choice for a heroine (though Stephanie Dray pulls it off). So does the sheer remoteness, in both time and cultural expectation, of the ancient Egyptian history. But even with something as recent and relatively familiar to most of us as, say, Victorian England, there’s a tremendous cultural divide. If you’re writing a romance, and basing your hero or heroine on a real person, I think you have to be very careful to strike a balance between the reality of that person’s life which probably included things about outhouses and institutionalized racism that none of us want to know, and the version of that reality your reader can tolerate while still accepting the character as heroic. Not an easy thing to do. This is probably why I’ve never gotten around to writing that erotic romance masterpiece loosely based on the life of Hannah Cullwick…hmm. Joseph Banks/Hannah Cullwick RPcrossover fic? Yes please!

So those are mine, Joseph Banks and Hannah Cullwick…now show me yours! What famous/infamous/obscure-but-fascinating historical figure would you like to read/write as a fictionalized hero/heroine?

Challenge: accepted!

[Oh, and no fair calling Tesla, I've got dibs on him too. He was celibate his whole life, by choice. But I'm confident I can work around that. Expect my novel featuring the hot genius inventor hero "Mikola Smesla" to release soon!

J/k.

I'd never call him Mikola Smesla.]

About Delphine Dryden

Areas of wonkery: geek culture, kink/BDSM, science for those who are not mathematically inclined, educational psychology. Read more >
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6 Responses to Timey-wimey Wonk: A Rabbit Trail of Serendipitous Thought

  1. Ruthie says:

    Oh, I remember Cullwick and Munby from grad school! They’re prime for fictionalization.

    I think I have *too* much historical training to be able to romanticize the past successfully. There’s just all that reality rattling around in my head — it doesn’t want to budge! But I do sometimes encounter stories that I want to yank from the past and fictionalize, most recently a biography of a late-nineteenth-century American woman whose father was president of Davidson College in North Carolina. She had a number of older brothers, all of them college-educated, and she wanted to be a doctor. But her mother was ill, and instead this woman took care of her until she died. When the woman was forty. The next week, she enrolled in medical school.

    When I read that, I thought, “There’s your romance novel, right there. She’s just spent FOURTEEN YEARS sacrificing for someone else. Now she wants to live her own life. She does *not* want to fall in love and become her husband’s property.” Conflict, ahoy!

    Someday, I will hire someone to write historical romances for me.

    • OMG that’s an awesome premise. Jeez. SO much to work with. You’d have to make her a good deal younger than forty, obviously, for a romance. But dang, just the whole societal-pressure thing, the likely assumptions and prejudices of the hero, you’ve got internal and external conflict all right there. You totally need to write that. Bedbugs and all.

      • Ruthie says:

        Oh, and she did in fact meet a man in medical school and marry him. But she also became a doctor and did her residency in a different state from him. Then they moved to the Appalachians and he practiced country medicine while she basically Saved the Youth.

  2. Luci says:

    I will leave the selection of the historical figure in your good hands – the ones you chose sound intriguing and i love historicals. Great post plus just found this blog through Ruthie and adore the manifesto! The world is full of fooked up people which makes reading books about them all the more interesting.

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